Had a helluva beer today.....well, 3 to be exact. I'm twisted as a pretzel!
That's my fav drinking glass. Just realized the mustache on the front of Foster's beer can...Bearded Buddy!
Givi'n Foster's Beer a strong "7" on the Beardy Scale.
Friday, March 15, 2013
Bald Bearded and Boozed
Yo!
Had a helluva beer today.....well, 3 to be exact.
I'm twisted as a pretzel!
That's my fav drinking glass. Just realized the mustache on the front of Foster's beer can...Bearded Buddy!
Givi'n Foster's Beer a strong "7" on the Beardy Scale.
Had a helluva beer today.....well, 3 to be exact. I'm twisted as a pretzel!
That's my fav drinking glass. Just realized the mustache on the front of Foster's beer can...Bearded Buddy!
Givi'n Foster's Beer a strong "7" on the Beardy Scale.
Daughters: Sugar n Spice n everything NICE???
Bearded Guys...This one's for you,!
My daughters tried to force me to believe that their mother allows them to paint their own nails! My wife went away for a few hours and left me in charge. She fixed their dinner and gave them a bath and all I was supposed to do was watch them....but they got bored quickly.
My three year old steps up to me holding some of mommy's favorite pink nail polish and says, "Ooo...daddy, mommy always lets me polish my nails by myself cause I'm a big girl!" I thought about it and I said, "Okay, just put down a sheet of paper so you won't make a mess." I know what you're thinking...(YOU'RE AN IDIOT)! Yup, They got me!
Needless to say, there's a great deal of pink polish on the beige carpet and my wife has no clue cause I covered it with a rug from the garage! I'll keep you guys posted about my hospital stay when she finds out! LOL #laughsnervously
My daughters tried to force me to believe that their mother allows them to paint their own nails! My wife went away for a few hours and left me in charge. She fixed their dinner and gave them a bath and all I was supposed to do was watch them....but they got bored quickly.
My three year old steps up to me holding some of mommy's favorite pink nail polish and says, "Ooo...daddy, mommy always lets me polish my nails by myself cause I'm a big girl!" I thought about it and I said, "Okay, just put down a sheet of paper so you won't make a mess." I know what you're thinking...(YOU'RE AN IDIOT)! Yup, They got me!
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Do you Shampoo your Beard or wash your face?
Howdy Beard Braiders,
Just a quick question, Do you shampoo your beard or simply wash your face?
I shampoo my beard because I want it to reach my goal length of 5 inches and I don't want it to be straggly and baldy like some mangy mutt!
I allow my Lucky Lady to use her shampoo and conditioner on my beard and I'm not ashamed to say,
I love the smell of Argan Oil and Coconut. *hanging my head*
Hey, at least I don't dye it! LOL
I think my Lucky Lady appreciates a soft manageable beard laying next to her each night......Even better it's attached to this handsome face!
Just a quick question, Do you shampoo your beard or simply wash your face?
I shampoo my beard because I want it to reach my goal length of 5 inches and I don't want it to be straggly and baldy like some mangy mutt!
I allow my Lucky Lady to use her shampoo and conditioner on my beard and I'm not ashamed to say,
I love the smell of Argan Oil and Coconut. *hanging my head*
Hey, at least I don't dye it! LOL
I think my Lucky Lady appreciates a soft manageable beard laying next to her each night......Even better it's attached to this handsome face!
The Bearded Men of "Duck Dynasty"
Aloha! My Bearded Fellowship,
Are you guys watching "Duck Dynasty"? If your not, you are truly not a lover of beards.
These guys are the epitome of outdoors men with a hilarious twist! They make duck calls which are little whistle-type things used during duck hunting season. Apparently they've cornered the market in it because I never heard of such a thing since until this show (and the guys are filthy rich).
Everyone on this show has a beard (except the women) and it's just a staple for the rugged man to have one in the deep south. My favorite character on the reality show is "Sy". That old bastard keeps my ass in stitches every episode. He's always giving silly advice while sipping on Ice Tea everywhere he goes.
I give these guys a "8 1/2" on TheBeardedMan's -Beardy scale-. Ten being the highest amount of Hairy, Scary, Manly Man you can be.
Check out this pic I got from the net!
Doesn't get more Bearded than that! Hail, to the tangled faced warriors!!! GRRRRRRRR.......
Are you guys watching "Duck Dynasty"? If your not, you are truly not a lover of beards.
These guys are the epitome of outdoors men with a hilarious twist! They make duck calls which are little whistle-type things used during duck hunting season. Apparently they've cornered the market in it because I never heard of such a thing since until this show (and the guys are filthy rich).
Everyone on this show has a beard (except the women) and it's just a staple for the rugged man to have one in the deep south. My favorite character on the reality show is "Sy". That old bastard keeps my ass in stitches every episode. He's always giving silly advice while sipping on Ice Tea everywhere he goes.
I give these guys a "8 1/2" on TheBeardedMan's -Beardy scale-. Ten being the highest amount of Hairy, Scary, Manly Man you can be.
Doesn't get more Bearded than that! Hail, to the tangled faced warriors!!! GRRRRRRRR.......
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Walt Disney Vacation 2013 Family Vacation
Disney World made me feel like a kid again! Check out my great family trip!
"WHY IS IT'S?" #5
Beardie Ones,
Why the hell is it, that your co-workers feel like their shit doesn't stink? I mean Literally!!!
Today a co-worker of mine went into the bathroom which is located right next to my desk, he comes out fixing his freak'n tie and the scent that followed him as he tightly walked past my desk saying, "Morning" to everyone was horrendous!
He smelled like he ate loads of Gas Station Sushi!!!
I'm like, "Dude-Really?!!"
No damn respect for my personal space! More importantly, No air freshener! I mean, he could've cracked the bathroom window or something! He totally ruined my lunch and all of my desk work for at least 30 minutes.
PEOPLE!!! If there is a bathroom close to others at your job and you KNOW you have to do the #2, do us all a favor, take your stinky ass down the hall to another bathroom GEESH!
Why the hell is it, that your co-workers feel like their shit doesn't stink? I mean Literally!!!
Today a co-worker of mine went into the bathroom which is located right next to my desk, he comes out fixing his freak'n tie and the scent that followed him as he tightly walked past my desk saying, "Morning" to everyone was horrendous!
He smelled like he ate loads of Gas Station Sushi!!!
I'm like, "Dude-Really?!!"
No damn respect for my personal space! More importantly, No air freshener! I mean, he could've cracked the bathroom window or something! He totally ruined my lunch and all of my desk work for at least 30 minutes.
PEOPLE!!! If there is a bathroom close to others at your job and you KNOW you have to do the #2, do us all a favor, take your stinky ass down the hall to another bathroom GEESH!
"WHY IS IT'S?" #4
Bearded Followers,
Why is it that a dream only seems to get better right before you wake up?
I can never remember how the dream started or even how I got to the point of excitement but, as soon as I'm about to get laid, cash in a winning lottery ticket, whip a bullies ass, or even fly off a cliff, I wake up!
Doctors should really create a brain snooze button :o)
Why is it that a dream only seems to get better right before you wake up?
I can never remember how the dream started or even how I got to the point of excitement but, as soon as I'm about to get laid, cash in a winning lottery ticket, whip a bullies ass, or even fly off a cliff, I wake up!
Doctors should really create a brain snooze button :o)
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