Saturday, March 30, 2013


Just a few pictures to show how Bald Headed people can have a great time.
Be Bold----Be Bald----Be Proud!!!!!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Bald, Bearded, & Boozed

Tried some Rum last month but, I never posted the pics or told you what I thought about it,
shame on me, cause I like to share what I've drank and whether it was a good buy or not.

This Rum is called "Atlantico"it was sweet like the ripest plum I've ever tasted. It was very smooth and I chased it with Oceanspray CranApple. I think another great chaser would be Sprite, but it was definitely smooth enough to drink straight.

I'm usually not a Rum drinker but, I was convinced to try it by the guy in ABC Wine and Spirits who had set up a samples table. He had already sold me on the Rum because of it's taste but he sweetened the deal with this hat!

This was a picture of my beard last month before I shaved it down to even it out. Damn, I was almost SANTA Status!!!
1 point for TheBeardedMan! Ha!

Thursday, March 28, 2013

It's Shaving Day...The Bald and the Beautiful!!!


It's about that time to neaten up my facial hair and get my Bowling Ball Status on!!!

I have to shave my head every two days or else I start feeling my stubble coming back. Now, don't get me wrong, it's not visible but "I" can feel it coming back and I'm really diggin' my Shaft status..."You Damn Right". I've been getting a lot of compliments from the ladies and I've got to admit I'm feelin' myself lately.

I've been using my straight razor to neaten up around my beard but, I use my Gillette Fusion to shave my head cause I don't wanna cut myself. I still use my wahl clippers too but, the feeling I get with that straight razor can't be beat.

Here are a few pics of me getting my sexy on!


Ice Cream Break


Why is it that every time it gets cold here in Florida, we have an overwhelming craving for ice cream, frozen yogurt, frozen know where I'm going with this!

Cherry/Watermelon Mixed...Fat boy Status!
Tuesday I stood in line for almost 20 minutes for some ice cups. Now, I wanna say up front, "It was damn well worth it!" The dude has been in business for over 20 years and he blends down the fruit and adds the syrup and did I mention he has over 50 flavors?!!! I'm just baffled at the fact that as soon as it breaks 60 degrees here we seem to by more cold edibles.

When our 100 plus degree summer rolls in, the Starbucks will be standing room only!
Yeah! Go figure! o_O

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Don't Hate Me because my beard is beautiful!

Want to make your beard or facial hair soft and luxurious like mine? Click the link and I'll explain.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Casino Blues...

lady luck was not on my side :(

As you all know from reading my interesting posts...I affectionately call my wife Lady Luck. Well, she wasn't with me at my latest excursion to the Hard Rock Cafe and Casino in Hollywood Florida. I tried and failed miserably at "Planet Moolah", which is my favorite, "Double Diamond", and "The Wizard of Oz, which I've murdered two times before!

Could it be that my wife is my good luck charm? Or, could it be that it was a busy weekend here in South Florida with the Music Festival Downtown Miami, the Dade County Youth Fair, Jazz in the Gardens and a million other tourist attractions here. I heard that the Casino's rack up on weekends like this! I mean, nobody hit any jackpots the whole night!!!

If you have some tips on the best days of the week to go or what games to play, please leave a comment!

:( Sincerely,

Broke in Miami

Fun day at the Beach and the kindness of strangers

Just when I thought there was no goodness in the world, a trip to the beach proved me wrong.

My facial skin regimen

Okay Bearded Fellows...

I know you're saying why the hell does a man have a skin regimen! LOL I am too! My wife is a makeup artist and she's always reading these books about skin and how to tighten pores and crap like that. So, I apparently have big pores on my nose and hyper-pigmentation on the sides of my face. Now, I'm using clarifying cleansers and skin tightening astringents, but I hate to admit they're actually working!

We wash our faces every night with soaps. I use whatever is in the bathroom. My wife really frowns upon that, she'd rather me use some organic Neutrogena stuff. I do use the witch hazel astringent and after that I lotion my face with Aveeno. BTW, I've got another post about Aveeno shaving products. I'm really noticing a difference in my skin...NO JOKE...I'm not breaking out every five minutes either. I've been putting that lotion on my bald head too!

Just thought I'd share, it truly does work and I'm seeing a lot of dark spots I had from my football helmet days fade away. Check out her Blog when you can.

Tell her I sent you! (A few points with the wifey never hurts) LOL

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Children's Pedia Sure?

Where the Baby Daddy's at? LMAO

Hey Dude, I had no idea that there was an Ensure/Boost type drink for kids!!! Where the hell have I been?, under a freakin' rock!
I call Lady Luck and I say, babe I'm going to Walmart, you need something? She says, "Yeah, get the kids pediasure." I'm like, okay. Not having the slightest idea of what that is.
I go into Walmart's children product area and I'm looking for pediasure and to my surprise, they have pedia everything! There's pedia-lyte, pedia-quil (a funny knock off for children's Nyquil) and low and behold....PEDIASURE! It's like a 5hr energy drink for toddlers or something....I don't know! I Do Know, they had a lot of it, different flavors like: Banana, Vanilla, chocolate, and Strawberry.

I took a pic of it so u guys will know what to look for......they even have a knock off for this too, it's called "Parents Choice-Nutritional Shake" For 3 bucks less, I'm def going with those next time!

P.S: Can't tell my wife that I'm buying the generic brand cause she thinks the kids arms are gonna fall off because of lack of fiber!

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Aveeno For Men?!!

Yo Beardos!

Aveeno has some pretty awesome products to use for your face before and after you shave.
I've been on a slight skin regimen lately because I've noticed a few breakouts and I want to look as debonair as Billy Dee Williams or Denzel Washington so, I went on the hunt for a few items to make that possible.

I've been using the Aveeno Therapeutic shaving gel for about 2 weeks and let me tell you, a little goes a long way. It really moisturizes your skin well and the best part, It doesn't have a scent! (I really hate scented stuff, except for cologne)
The Aveeno After Shave Lotion is superb! I've tried many after shaves in my life but this by far is the best! It gives me that, just left the barber feel. It's soothing and kind of coats your face with a barrier of moisture that feels so good I can't even begin to tell ya. Ofcourse, you know Aveeno is natural and dermatologist approved so, the products are Grade A. The after shave has many ingredients to help saturate and repair the skin but the one that stood out to me was Oatmeal. I know my mom used oatmeal on many of our skin irritations growing up and it worked great!

Go ahead and try this one fellas, I give it two thumbs up and a toe! LOL

Gillette Fusion Proglide Power vs. GFP w/o Pwr

Stubble Pro's!

Check this out! Recently I decided to cut all my hair off and I began to do research on the best tools for maintaining the job. My wife's bald uncle told me that he uses the "Gillette Fusion Proglide" however, he didn't say that there were several proglides. I ended up choosing the more expensive proglide which runs by a 'AAA battery'. 

When I initially started shaving my head with the Power Proglide I felt the vibration and I thought, WOW!!! I'm getting the closest shave possible! My head is gonna feel like my babies butt cheek, and it did for the most part. Then, her uncle surprised me with the regular proglide and I was thankful because he bought me extra blades as well! Tee Hee Hee. Now, I could really get my shave on. I waited until a little shadow appeared which was about 48 hrs. later and pulled out the shaving cream. I started shaving the sides of my head first going against my hairs natural laying pattern and I soon completed one side of my huge head and felt it. Smooth as a bowling ball!

What is the moral of this post you ask?! Save your money and go with the REGULAR NON-BATTERY OPERATED proglide. I wasted an extra $10 bucks just to FEEL the vibration. LOL

If you disagree with me, leave a comment. I'd love to read your experiences.

Friday, March 15, 2013

My Beard Crush for 2013!!!

Here Ye... Here Ye,

I'm officially naming Brian Wilson of the San Francisco Giants my Beard Crush for 2013!

I can't wait until my beard has the thickness, length and sheer splendor of his. I've recently trimmed my beard down so it can grow back evenly and healthier than last time and Brian is def my inspiration.

This dude even has his fans getting in on the action! LOL

Bald Bearded and Boozed #2


Here's another one of my favs. I was sipping on a glass over last weekend and I chased it with a bit of Sunny Delight Smooth. It was delicious. I call it "Peach Delight". Try this out and let me know what you think!

Bald Bearded and Boozed


Had a helluva beer today.....well, 3 to be exact.

I'm twisted as a pretzel!
That's my fav drinking glass. Just realized the mustache on the front of Foster's beer can...Bearded Buddy!

Givi'n Foster's Beer a strong "7" on the Beardy Scale.

Daughters: Sugar n Spice n everything NICE???

Bearded Guys...This one's for you,!

My daughters tried to force me to believe that their mother allows them to paint their own nails! My wife went away for a few hours and left me in charge. She fixed their dinner and gave them a bath and all I was supposed to do was watch them....but they got bored quickly.

My three year old steps up to me holding some of mommy's favorite pink nail polish and says, "Ooo...daddy, mommy always lets me polish my nails by myself cause I'm a big girl!" I thought about it and I said, "Okay, just put down a sheet of paper so you won't make a mess." I know what you're thinking...(YOU'RE AN IDIOT)! Yup,  They got me!

Needless to say, there's a great deal of pink polish on the beige carpet and my wife has no clue cause I covered it with a rug from the garage! I'll keep you guys posted about my hospital stay when she finds out! LOL #laughsnervously

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Do you Shampoo your Beard or wash your face?

Howdy Beard Braiders,

Just a quick question, Do you shampoo your beard or simply wash your face?

I shampoo my beard because I want it to reach my goal length of 5 inches and I don't want it to be straggly and baldy like some mangy mutt!

I allow my Lucky Lady to use her shampoo and conditioner on my beard and I'm not ashamed to say,
I love the smell of Argan Oil and Coconut. *hanging my head*

Hey, at least I don't dye it! LOL

I think my Lucky Lady appreciates a soft manageable beard laying next to her each night......Even better it's attached to this handsome face!

The Bearded Men of "Duck Dynasty"

Aloha! My Bearded Fellowship,

Are you guys watching "Duck Dynasty"? If your not, you are truly not a lover of beards.

These guys are the epitome of outdoors men with a hilarious twist! They make duck calls which are little whistle-type things used during duck hunting season. Apparently they've cornered the market in it because I never heard of such a thing since until this show (and the guys are filthy rich).

Everyone on this show has a beard (except the women) and it's just a staple for the rugged man to have one in the deep south. My favorite character on the reality show is "Sy". That old bastard keeps my ass in stitches every episode. He's always giving silly advice while sipping on Ice Tea everywhere he goes.

I give these guys a "8 1/2" on TheBeardedMan's -Beardy scale-. Ten being the highest amount of Hairy, Scary, Manly Man you can be.

Check out this pic I got from the net!

Doesn't get more Bearded than that! Hail, to the tangled faced warriors!!! GRRRRRRRR.......

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Walt Disney Vacation 2013 Family Vacation

Disney World made me feel like a kid again! Check out my great family trip!

"WHY IS IT'S?" #5

Beardie Ones,

Why the hell is it, that your co-workers feel like their shit doesn't stink? I mean Literally!!!

Today a co-worker of mine went into the bathroom which is located right next to my desk, he comes out fixing his freak'n tie and the scent that followed him as he tightly walked past my desk saying, "Morning" to everyone was horrendous!
He smelled like he ate loads of Gas Station Sushi!!!
I'm like, "Dude-Really?!!"

No damn respect for my personal space! More importantly, No air freshener! I mean, he could've cracked the bathroom window or something! He totally ruined my lunch and all of my desk work for at least 30 minutes.

PEOPLE!!! If there is a bathroom close to others at your job and you KNOW you have to do the #2, do us all a favor, take your stinky ass down the hall to another bathroom GEESH!

"WHY IS IT'S?" #4

Bearded Followers,

Why is it that a dream only seems to get better right before you wake up?

I can never remember how the dream started or even how I got to the point of excitement but, as soon as I'm about to get laid, cash in a winning lottery ticket, whip a bullies ass, or even fly off a cliff, I wake up!

Doctors should really create a brain snooze button :o)

"WHY IS IT'S?" #3


Why is it, that grey hairs gang up on one side of your face or head?

I'm really annoyed at the fact that my grey went from all over my head to my beard and has been nesting there ever since. I look like Santa from the nose down and there's no scientific explanation (that I know of) for it.

Last week I went through a phase of tweezing out the grey hair from my beard, only to see the boys come back in full force!

Is there a grey hair armada? Do grey hairs think it's funny to pile in one nostril like a large winter booger? Who the hell knows!

I guess I'll have to accept my grey beard hair as my cheeks old age! Ha!

"WHY IS IT'S?" #2

Aye Beards and Beardetts,

Why is it, that whenever you tell your doctor something is WRONG they tell you, "It's okay, that's normal."

How the hell is it normal, when it never happened to ME????

Listen guys, if it hurts, burns, leaks, or squeaks and it never happened to you before...take TheBeardedMan's professional advice, IT'S NOT NORMAL!!!

"Why Is It?" #1

Hey People!

I've started this segment to this blog because Lucky lady and I always ask each other, Why is it? and then we proceed to come up with the stupidest questions known to mankind so, I was thinking...we can't be the only fools this side of the Atlantic that think of this type of shit! LOL

I decided to ask ya'll, "Why Is It?", that a homeless guy only asks for one damn dollar? Haven't you ever thought the same thing? I mean...what can a dollar buy these days? You certainly can't purchase anything that includes tax! You may be able to go to the corner store and buy a cold one but what if you're hungry too? Chips at the corner store are about 25 cents per bag plus tax, you're not even gonna feel those 6 little corn chips hit the bottom of your empty stomach so, you buy 2 more bags.

Dammit! now, you're filled with salt and need something to wash it all down, Here's the -Ahh Haa- moment.....less than 25 cents left....

I guess that's why he asks for another dollar! LOL